STORMY
Joliet, IL
Stormy is a dog, Alex is a human. Alex is asking the questions and answering in Stormy's voice. The topic is the recent service dog certification test.
Q: I heard the test was in a mall - why a mall?
A: Because that's where Donna sent me.
Q: Did you smell any of your favorite food?
A: I'm experimenting with food lately.
Q: What color was the floor?
A: White, and it was clean.
Q: What was the first command you were tested on?
A: To sit down underneath a table and just lay there.
Q: Do you do any tricks?
A: No tricks involved this time.
Q: Did you have nightmares about this test before it happened?
A: Of course, what kind of question is that?
Q: Did you want to go shopping during the test?
A: Yes, there was a store called H&M.
Q: Did you bark a lot?
A: No I just looked at some people.
Q: When is your next test?
A: I'm having an interview now. Please call back later and I'll get to you ASAP.